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<rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" version="2.0"><channel><atom:link rel="hub" href="http://tumblr.superfeedr.com/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"/><description>Because the real world is more strange 
than you can imagine.</description><title>Nature, WTF?</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @naturewtf)</generator><link>http://naturewtf.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>This is real… AN AMPHIBIAN THAT LOOKS LIKE A SNAKE THAT...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8ckqzVUmI1rzld5bo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;This is real… AN AMPHIBIAN THAT LOOKS LIKE A SNAKE THAT LOOKS LIKE A PENIS! For more info, check out &lt;a href="http://grist.org/list/you-will-not-be-able-to-stop-looking-at-this-penis-snake/"&gt;Grist&lt;/a&gt;. &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://naturewtf.tumblr.com/post/28850123514</link><guid>http://naturewtf.tumblr.com/post/28850123514</guid><pubDate>Mon, 06 Aug 2012 14:59:23 -0400</pubDate><category>Penis</category><category>Snake</category><category>WTF</category><category>Amphibian</category><category>Frog</category><category>Kermit</category><category>Ron Jeremy</category></item><item><title>Bonobos are the swingers of the primate world (see what I did...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6goophOBu1rzld5bo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Bonobos are the &lt;em&gt;&lt;strong&gt;swingers&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/em&gt; of the primate world (see what I did there?)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;They practice &lt;a href="http://www.psychologytoday.com/blog/look-it-way/201004/those-sexy-bonobos"&gt;free love&lt;/a&gt; in such a way that makes those 60’s flower children&lt;a href="http://www.unl.edu/rhames/bonobo/bonobo.htm"&gt; look like amateurs&lt;/a&gt;. &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://naturewtf.tumblr.com/post/26251137792</link><guid>http://naturewtf.tumblr.com/post/26251137792</guid><pubDate>Sat, 30 Jun 2012 23:07:00 -0400</pubDate><category>sex</category><category>love</category><category>bonobos</category><category>primates</category><category>swingers</category><category>hippies</category></item><item><title>These crazy cephalopods are wicked smart, and not into monogamy...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6c9a6YrSi1qm9k25o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6c9a6YrSi1qm9k25o2_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6c9a6YrSi1qm9k25o3_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;These crazy cephalopods are wicked smart, and not into monogamy (just like your favorite local librarian)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://montereybayaquarium.tumblr.com/post/26081246491/midnight-rambler-it-was-3-a-m-on-june-25-and"&gt;montereybayaquarium&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Midnight Rambler&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;It was 3 a.m. on June 25, and Security Officer Clara Nilsen was making her regular rounds of the Aquarium’s ground-floor exhibits. Suddenly, she spied what looked like a banana peel on the floor, in front of our Shale Reef lookdown exhibit.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;“That’s odd,” she thought to herself. “Our custodial staff is usually so thorough!”&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;Closer examination revealed that the “banana peel” was actually a live, healthy, fist-sized &lt;a href="http://www.montereybayaquarium.org/animals/AnimalDetails.aspx?enc=n3f4wmcSJaMBhlfjYhmKMg=="&gt;red octopus&lt;/a&gt; (&lt;em&gt;Octopus rubescens&lt;/em&gt;) in the midst of a midnight ramble. But where had it come from? A little Cephalopod CSI provided the answer: There was an octopus-sized wet mark on the railing in front of the Shale Reef exhibit, and an eight-foot  “slime trail” leading across the floor. Mystery solved!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;Clara, an experienced diver and underwater enthusiast, quickly picked up the escape artist and placed it in the water, where it “inked,” then disappeared under a rock.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Red Octopus Road Trip&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;But here’s where the story gets really interesting. As it turns out, the red octopus isn’t normally part of the Shale Reef exhibit, which is open on top so that visitors can look down onto an array of colorful invertebrates with the help of large, floating magnifiers.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;Our husbandry staff believes the octopus hitchhiked into the Aquarium as a tiny, fingernail-size juvenile, attached to a rock or sponge. Once inside the exhibit, the reclusive, nocturnal octopus hid among the rocks, growing to its current size undetected. Based on the octopus’s size, our aquarists think it has been there—presiding over its own, secret octopus’s garden—for close to a year!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;“We’d noticed that there weren’t as many crabs coming out at feeding time in that exhibit,” said Senior Aquarist Barbara Utter. “Now we realize that’s where they’d all been going—into the octopus’s tummy!”&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;What’s just as amazing is that none of our visitors, poring over the exhibit through the magnifiers eight hours a day, saw it either.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;The clever stowaway is now behind the scenes, being readied for display in a Splash Zone exhibit. This time, you can bet that the intelligent, agile animal will be kept in an enclosed space—and closely watched!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://naturewtf.tumblr.com/post/26250712144</link><guid>http://naturewtf.tumblr.com/post/26250712144</guid><pubDate>Sat, 30 Jun 2012 23:00:00 -0400</pubDate><category>brainy</category><category>smart</category><category>octopus</category><category>wicked</category><category>mofo</category><category>escape</category><category>artist</category></item><item><title>Poisonous fake looking mofo right here.
earth-song:

Sapo...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6dthfsWeY1qm8fzgo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Poisonous fake looking mofo right here.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://earth-song.tumblr.com/post/26172124657/sapo-arlequim"&gt;earth-song&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Sapo arlequim&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://naturewtf.tumblr.com/post/26250543739</link><guid>http://naturewtf.tumblr.com/post/26250543739</guid><pubDate>Sat, 30 Jun 2012 22:57:00 -0400</pubDate><category>poison</category><category>arrow</category><category>frog</category><category>looks like it's made of the same stuff as sex toys</category><category>ribbit</category><category>mofo</category></item><item><title>Do you know sloths can grow a type of moss on them because they...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6gkmoRRMu1rwf4lko1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Do you know sloths can grow a type of moss on them because they move so slow? There is even a bird that specializes in eating sloth moss. &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;I remember dating a guy like this in college.  &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://id-rather-be-free.tumblr.com/post/26245995665/2012-04-21-21480-3992-by-chris-liberty"&gt;id-rather-be-free&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;2012 04 21 - 21480 [3992] (by &lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/cliberty/6974092116/"&gt;Chris Liberty&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://naturewtf.tumblr.com/post/26250471363</link><guid>http://naturewtf.tumblr.com/post/26250471363</guid><pubDate>Sat, 30 Jun 2012 22:56:00 -0400</pubDate><category>sloth</category><category>hairy</category><category>bachelor</category><category>moss</category><category>fur</category><category>please take a shower and wash your dishes</category></item><item><title>Crazy looking mofo has life saving blue blood.</title><description>Have you seen the Horseshoe Crab (Limulus polyphemus)? It&amp;#8217;s not a crab. These living fossils...</description><link>http://naturewtf.tumblr.com/post/26249870658</link><guid>http://naturewtf.tumblr.com/post/26249870658</guid><pubDate>Sat, 30 Jun 2012 22:46:00 -0400</pubDate><category>crazy</category><category>mofo</category><category>funny</category><category>blue</category><category>blood</category><category>life saving</category><category>crab</category><category>drugs</category><category>horseshoe</category><category>fossils</category><category>wildlife</category><category>nature</category></item><item><title>"Look deep into nature, and then you will understand everything better."</title><description>“Look deep into nature, and then you will understand everything better.” - Albert...</description><link>http://naturewtf.tumblr.com/post/26122520607</link><guid>http://naturewtf.tumblr.com/post/26122520607</guid><pubDate>Fri, 29 Jun 2012 00:35:00 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Casu marzu is a sheep’ milk cheese that has been...</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/vZ_-JzM-YQg?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;Casu marzu is a sheep’ milk &lt;/span&gt;cheese&lt;span&gt; that has been deliberately infested by &lt;em&gt;Piophila casei&lt;/em&gt;, the “&lt;/span&gt;&lt;em&gt;cheese&lt;/em&gt;&lt;span&gt; fly.” This c&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;asu marzu is an illegal Sardinian &lt;/span&gt;cheese&lt;span&gt; that is served riddled with writhing &lt;/span&gt;maggots&lt;span&gt; that try to jump into your eyeballs as you eat it.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://naturewtf.tumblr.com/post/26122158947</link><guid>http://naturewtf.tumblr.com/post/26122158947</guid><pubDate>Fri, 29 Jun 2012 00:29:00 -0400</pubDate><category>nasty</category><category>ass</category><category>maggot</category><category>cheese</category><category>delicacy</category><category>milk</category><category>flies</category><category>nature</category><category>gross</category></item><item><title>Coprophagic (poo-eating) Cuties </title><description>&amp;#8220;Coprophagia or coprophagy is the consumption of feces, from the...</description><link>http://naturewtf.tumblr.com/post/26120876067</link><guid>http://naturewtf.tumblr.com/post/26120876067</guid><pubDate>Fri, 29 Jun 2012 00:08:00 -0400</pubDate><category>nasty</category><category>gross</category><category>poo</category><category>eating</category><category>puppies</category><category>rabbits</category><category>bunnies</category><category>hippos</category><category>cute</category><category>elephants</category><category>koalas</category><category>guilty</category></item><item><title>I’ll take “Meaty Co-sexual Living Rocks” for...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6czmxAGO41rzld5bo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;I’ll take “Meaty Co-sexual Living Rocks” for 500, Alex.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://blogs.scientificamerican.com/running-ponies/2012/06/21/pyura-chilensis-the-closest-thing-to-getting-blood-from-a-stone/"&gt;http://blogs.scientificamerican.com/running-ponies/2012/06/21/pyura-chilensis-the-closest-thing-to-getting-blood-from-a-stone/&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://naturewtf.tumblr.com/post/26117384659</link><guid>http://naturewtf.tumblr.com/post/26117384659</guid><pubDate>Thu, 28 Jun 2012 23:13:00 -0400</pubDate><category>nasty</category><category>ass</category><category>blood</category><category>rock</category><category>nature</category><category>strange</category></item></channel></rss>
